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Q U O T E S

21-25

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M E N T I O N S

dream, tubbo, george, sapnap,

tommy, quackity, and ranboo

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[ quote 21 ]

dream: please say words of encouragement to me so i do not murder tommy right now

tubbo: there is no minecraft in jail

dream: *nods* thank you tubbo

[ quote 22 ]

george: why did the chicken cross the road?

dream: why?

george: to get to the idiot's house

george: knock knock

dream: who's there?

george: the chicken

dream:

george:

dream: i won't hurt you on one condition

george: what is it?

dream: you go to tell that joke to sapnap

[ quote 23 ]

tubbo: you have 10 coca-cola cans and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?

tommy: 10

tubbo: you have 10 coca-cola cans and someone FORCEFULLY takes 2, how many do you have left?

tommy: 10 and a dead body

tubbo: *makes therapy appointment for tommy*

[ quote 24 ]

quackity: what are you, 5?

ranboo: yeah 5 heads taller than you

quackity: *cracks knuckles*

ranboo: *does that crying arc voice* please don't hurt me

[ quote 25 | dream smp roleplay ]

tubbo: *gets down on one knee*

ranboo: omg, it's finally happening!

tubbo: *falls over*

tommy: the potion works!