[3:38 a.m.]
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Charlie?
Hey, you awake?
Sorry I snapped. My sister woke me up trying to steal the last of my purple nail varnish.
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I'm awake. Barely.
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I can't get back to sleep.
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What do you want me to do about that? Hold you?
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Keep talking, I might just stab you.
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Fuck you senseless?
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My arse is pretty fine being a virgin.
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Suit yourself. And who said it was going to be up your butt anyway?
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Charlie, I think I know what a butt slut you are.
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You're boring.
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Sorry, what should I have said? "Oh Charlie hold me, fuck me!"
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I bet you're an adorable sleeper.
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That came out of nowhere. I guess you won't ever find out though, Sweetcheeks. I don't intend to fall asleep tonight.
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Does that mean I have to text you all night? Wow. My life sucks big dick.
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You could be sucking mine, Gay Boy. ;)
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What would I be sucking exactly? Thin air?
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You're a great lad, you know that. Very funny. Should become a stand-up comedian.
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So should you.
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Charlie? You still there?
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In the ten seconds between sending a message and receiving a new one, yes.
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I think you're pretty cool.
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Honestly, I think you're cool too. From the way you text, you'd never guess you were just a miserable goth.
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This art project is going to go so smoothly. You remember the deadline for next week don't you?
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Right. Yeah. The art project.
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What's up? You went all short sentences on me.
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Nothing. I just thought you meant outside the art project. With the cool compliment.
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Dickhead! You're the most boring person in real life, ever. Nah, I think you're cool outside art, too.
Charlie, serious question?
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Yeah, go on?
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How did you know you were gay?
Wait. It doesn't matter. Night.
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You sure? I can tell you if you want? It's quite a story. It involves vaginas.
[no replies, smiling lips and several rereads later]
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Ferne? Are you gay?
YOU ARE READING
Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
