"We... are?"
"Sure."
"But why? And why are you doing this for me?"
"Hey, don't think it's all for you, Sweetcheeks. I don't have that big a heart. I just like breaking the law. I'm a sociopath remember? All hail Satan?"
"It's a sin to wear what you're wearing anyway."
"Excuse me, but are you fucking Gok Wan? Should I have come out in my Sunday best? Pah!"
"Fuck you."
"..."
"Quit laughing at your own jokes Ferne Tree."
"OH. OH VERY SMART. HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FOR YOU TO COME UP WITH THAT ONE THEN?"
"Ha! Never mind that you-
"Charlie."
"Yeah?"
"Want to get a coffee?"
"..."
"..."
"Okay."
"Man, stop."
"Stop what?"
"Stop your cheeks from turning that shade. It freaks me out."
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