"Hey."
"Oh. Hi."
"Double art?"
"Unfortunately."
"Who the fuck took a shit in your cornflakes this morning? Where did "I take art seriously" psycho-head go?"
"To Hell."
"Join me-"
"Hey Ferne."
"Er, yeah?"
"Make my day and tell me something funny."
"Why?"
"OH MY GOD YOU'RE HILARIOUS FERNE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW! COMEDY GENIUS!"
"Charlie what are you-"
"THERE SHE GOES AGAIN WITH THAT BRILLIANT TUMMY-TICKLER! HA HA HA HA HA!"
"..."
"..."
"Bad day?"
"Can't you tell?"
"I can tell alright. You're more emo then me."
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
