"We have this in the bag, Charlie."
"Agreed."
"£1000 here we come."
"Imagine all the shit I could buy!"
"Pah! You'd just buy a new sketchbook and some top-end watercolours."
"Shut up, Ferne!"
"You seem nervous."
"Nervous?"
"You're wringing your hands out like mad."
"I've just never been to your house before."
"It's not like we're going to have sex on the kitchen floor. We're only here to compile the photos of our artwork."
"That's what you think."
"What was that?"
"I said I'm still nervous."
"It's okay. Just ignore my little sister, Maisy. She's a pain. She'll try and use you as a climbing frame, especially because you're so tall, Charlie."
"What's she like?"
"Annoying, hyperactive. Cute, though. She has Down's Syndrome."
"Maisy sounds lovely."
"This is my house right here. You ready?"
"Oh, I'm ready."
"Why do you sound like you're about to tear my clothes off?"
"I'm fucking horny at an inappropriate time."
"Stop whispering! What was that, Kingston?"
"Nothing."
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