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It's Ferne. Meet me outside the coffee shop on Hazelwood Lane after physics class. It's to do with the project. I think you'll like it.
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Can't.
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Why?
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I have to go to a session for my mum.
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Session?
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Gay Conversion Therapy sessions. If you can't tell just from that, my mum is a religious homophobic perfectionist. She thinks I'm the work of Satan.
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So that's when you meant when you were raging about mothers sucking their baby's penises.
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WHAT?! WHEN DID I SAY THAT?
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In art today. You said your mum sucks the living penis out of you.
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But what has that got to do WITH BABIES?!
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Nothing. I just said it because I knew it would make your eyes pop out of their sockets.
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I know something else that would make my eyes pop out.
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Charlie, one word.
No.
Do with it what you will, but no.
YOU ARE READING
Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
