"So, how did you know you were gay?"
"One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
Alright you rowdy bunch of ape descendants settle down! We have a busy hour of artwork! And it starts with some fantastic pair work, the kind we all know you love.
Class:
[groaning wildly]
Charlie:
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Teacher:
And seeing as Marcus is not paying the slightest attention to what I'm saying, his pairing can be called out first!
Marcus:
What the hell- mi-ss, don't do this!
Teacher:
Maybe if you paid me some of your riveting attention, you wouldn't be victim to my mockery.
Teacher:
You're paired with Hannah.
Marcus:
Fit.
Teacher:
So, Chloe you're with Delilah ...
Charlie: [drawing peacefully in his worn art-book]
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Teacher:
Ferne! Hello! Earphones out!
Ferne:
Sorry, miss.
Teacher: You're partnered with Charlie.
Marcus:
Ha! Goth Boy and Gay Boy. Perfect pair.
Ferne: [grabbing his bags and wandering up to the front of the classroom]
Fuck off, mate.
Marcus:
Fight me.
Ferne:
Acting like a dick won't make your one inch wonder bigger.
Teacher:
Boys.
Charlie: [looking up at ferne as he seats himself in the spare chair]
Hey.
Ferne:
Ha. Don't talk to me, psycho.
Charlie: [rolling eyes]
Someone's cranky.
Teacher:
Marcus, could you please refrain from painting male anatomy on Nathan's backside! And Nathan! Pull your trousers up!
Class:
[laughing]
Marcus:
Sorry, Mrs. Knox, I can't refrain from anything 'cos I'm well gay. Isn't that right, Charlie in the Fagboy Factory?
Charlie:
Oh get a brain, Marcus.
Marcus: [throwing a pencil at charlie]
Ha. Brain.
Teacher:
Marcus! You're in a classroom, not a zoo.
Marcus:
Whatever.
Teacher:
Do you four boys all want a detention?
Nathan:
Don't look at me!
Ferne:
What did I do?
Charlie:
Wow thanks Marcus!
Marcus:
Mi-iss!
Teacher:
Then all of you shut up. And sit down, Marcus James Potterson!
Teacher:
Alright, next pair.
Ferne: [leaning over charlie]
What's tha- Woah. What are you drawing?
Charlie: [covering his art book with his hand]
Oh-ho-ho, so now you want to acknowledge me?
Ferne:
Trust me it pains me.
Charlie:
Funny.
Ferne:
But, you're good at art. For a psycho.
Charlie:
It's not art. It's nothing.
Ferne:
Doesn't look like "nothing". It looks like two dudes kissing.
Charlie:
Look, if you're here to be a homopho-
Teacher: [loudly]
Right then! That's all of you monkeys paired. Now you're probably wondering about all the animal references. And no it's not my charming wit, it's because your freelance art topic for the following month is to do with animals.
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