"Do you think our work is ready, Ferne?"
"It looks amazing. I'm sure it's beyond ready. You're the best artist I know."
"You promise?"
"I promise. The £1000 is ours, Charlie."
"..."
"Even if we don't win, you're still the winner of my heart-"
"Oh Ferne..."
"- and my homo virginity."
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
