"See, I told you that you were scared. Look how hard you're holding onto my arm."
"Never again, Charlie. Please."
"I know what'll help."
"What?"
"Here, let's get to the back of that line over there. I'll buy you as much as you want, but no more than one. My treat."
"That doesn't even make sense- a coffee kiosk! Charlie! I love you!"
"..."
"Er, why the fuck are you holding me like that, psycho? You know I'm never in the mood to cuddle weirdos."
"But this is part of my special offer! Free cuddles with every post-trauma coffee, boyfriend. Free cuddles."
"You just called me-"
"Boyfriend?"
"Yeah. That."
"Do you... Want to make it official, Ferne? I know it's still early days but I-"
"..."
"..."
"Did that kiss answer your question, boyfriend?"
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Ass Milk
Povídky"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
