"If I had to sit in that car with you a second longer I would have vomited."
"Lovely."
"I forgot to bring the ginger for my car sickness."
"As you've said fifty times. Come on, let's get you something to eat. You look pale as fuck. But first, I have to go to the hook-a-duck stand."
"Why? That hook-a-duck stand? The prizes are unicorns."
"Maybe I want to use the horns as dildos, you don't know me."
"You're fucked in the head."
"Relax. It's for my little sister. My mum wanted me to get her something."
"Don't take too long or I'll throw up on your face."
"I love you, Charlie."
"I love you more, Ferne."
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
