"You're spending a lot of time on that ass."
"Well I don't exactly see you jumping around either."
"Wait what?"
"You called me lazy. I'm calling you a hypocrite."
"What? No! I meant what you're drawing!"
"Have you been watching me all this- ass?"
"Yeah?"
"As in the donkey...?"
"Yeah."
"..."
"Why are you laughing?"
"This is a deer. Not an ass."
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
