The chapter does contain smut. It doesn't contain much description, but if you're sensitive to this kind of stuff, you don't have to read it.
[it's been a tough two hours. some of that time has been spent creatively collaging the print-out photos of the ass milk graffiti, another chunk of time editing the videos the couple recorded whilst they spray-painted walls, driveways and billboards. but most of the two hours was spent prying an excited, cuddly maisy who had gotten herself extremely attached to charlie's legs. so much so, she named his left leg "bean" and his right leg "bonnie"]
"I think the collage looks fucking shit."
"Shut up, Charlie, it's fine. You're just being critical of your own work."
"I don't know. To me it's on par with those shitty paintings which are literally just overlapping squares and circles. You know, the ones that take about five minutes to do, but because the artist calls them "abstract", they sell for millions?"
"That's because your work could sell for millions."
"I love you."
"Let's take a break, shall we? While my parents have taken Maisy to the park. And before you rip up your hard work."
"Fine by me."
"Do you want a drink?"
"Of semen."
"..."
"Don't laugh, Ferne. We all know we want it."
"Stop winking. And come here, you. I want to kiss you."
"..."
"..."
"Don't kiss me there, I'm sensitive- seriously stop-"
"I don't want to stop."
"Ferne..."
"Did you just moan?!"
"Moan?! WHAT?! I DON'T MOAN I- what are you doing?"
"It's hot in here, so I'm taking off my shirt."
"You have the air conditioner on."
"Who said I was talking about the temperature?"
"Shit."
"What?"
"I want to kiss your stomach."
"Not weird at all- oh. Actually... That feels good."
"..."
"Charlie, stop. Charlie! You're making me hard."
"Shut up complaining and lay down so I can get these stupid jeans off you."
"Dominant. I like it."
"You shouldn't turn me on so badly."
"You're telling me, look at that bulge."
"Fuck off, Ferne. It's going right up your arse."
"Well I had better help undress you then shouldn't I?"
"..."
"Fuck. And you said you were straight."
"I never said that."
"Look at you go. Shaft to tip like a pro."
"No need to rap- shit. You're the pro."
"Does that feel good, baby?"
"Don't."
"Ferne."
"..."
"I'm milking your udder."
"Don't make me laugh, Charlie-"
"Okay, okay. Just enjoy my hand."
"What about your mouth?"
"..."
"I was joking-"
"Oh."
"No, don't stop!"
"..."
"..."
"Fuck..."
"..."
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"..."
"..."
"I think we need condoms and lube for this bit."
OH MY FUCKING GOD I ALREADY SUCK AT SMUT AND DIALOGUE SMUT MAKES ME CRY TBH I LITERALLY LAUGHED THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH AND I'M A LESBIAN SO WRITING ABOUT TWO GUYS FUCKING EACH OTHER'S GODDAM ARSE IS JUST UGHHH LIKE HOW DO THEY TALK? DO THEY EVEN TALK? wOt Do ThEy Do DuRiNg SeX? dO tHeY aCtUaLlY eVeN nEeD cOnDoMs??????? 696969
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
