"Hey, Dad?"
"Can't it wait, I'm busy watching television-"
"I didn't like the food you made tonight."
"Charlie, I'm watching TV."
"I'm just saying, I'm getting sick of having to tell you that your food tastes like acidic shit. It's a sin to let you cook, Dad."
"Excuse me?"
"Hey. Maybe I should send you to cooking therapy! This bad cooking is just a phase!"
"Do you want me to smack you?"
"I'm only handing out suggestions, like the Samaritan I am. You obviously have not met the right cookbook yet. Hang in there, Dad."
"..."
"May The Lord forgive your sinful cooking, Dad, and watch over you."
"..."
"Can I watch TV with you? I like this show."
"Get out."
"Jesus, alright. I know when my expert advice isn't wanted."
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