"Wow. That was amazing. You shut Nathan and Marcus down so hard."
"Eh. Anyone could do it. Plus he was pissing me off big time anyway. Don't think it was for you."
"But your comebacks were insane-"
"Insanely Googled."
"Way to kill a boner. I actually respected you."
"You had a boner-?!?!?!"
"Over your comebacks, fucking relax. I'm not gonna shove it up your arsehole."
"It?"
"Yeah, Dickie."
"Dickie?"
"My nickname for my good old penis."
"Charlie?"
"Ferne?"
"Has anyone told you that you're a fucking pedophile?"
"No?!"
"You are."
"For naming my penis Dickie?"
"You'll be naming my fucking fist in a second, weirdo."
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
