"You took your time."
"I recall telling you I had to jump from a window. That shit isn't easy to do safely."
"Whatever, you're here now. So my idea is-
"Dude. What are you wearing?"
"Jeans and a T-shirt-"
"You look like someone took a shit on a rag and smeared it all over your body."
"Love you too."
"..."
"What?"
"It's nothing."
"Er, okay. So this is the wall back here. A blank canvas. For our illegal activity."
"We're going to illegally spray-paint a deer all over this wall?"
"No. Last minute change. We're going to paint an ass."
"Did you even confirm this with m-"
"And our tag-line under it will be Ass Milk."
"HUH?!"
"I've known you for five days, yet I want to be kind to you, so I'm doing this for you-"
"Yeah, erm, Ferne-"
"And you've been in a mood for four of those days. I've concluded it's to do with the return of your homophobe mum, so-"
"Earth to Ferne!"
"I've decided to translate your anger into art. Whenever I'm mad, I spray-paint my anger on my parent's walls. It's a great relief. And this new art? It'll combine the animal theme to a new original theme, gay awareness. Hey, thank me later when it pisses off your mum. Plus it's an epic large-scale idea, Marcus and Nathan have nothing on this."
"What are you trying to sa-"
"Charlie, we're going to spray-paint a gay reference all over town for our art project."
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
