"Ferne, are you still mad at me for calling you dumb?"
"..."
"I don't really think you're dumb."
"..."
"If it makes you feel better, I thought a dildo was a type of fruit until I was fourteen."
"..."
"I see you smiling."
"Charlie, you're fucking dumb."
"I know."
"..."
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"..."
"I don't know if you've noticed but we're kinda staring at each other."
"Er right, yeah it's creepy."
"You think we should stop staring at each other now?"
"Yeah, er, we should."
"Why are you stuttering?"
"I'm not stuttering."
"Ferne, you said er fifty times."
"Don't exaggerate."
"Exaggerate what? Your dick size- hey don't punch my arm-"
"You're such a fag, Charlie. I hate you."
"You know that's a lie. You just forgave me."
"Yeah. I did, didn't I?"
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
