"You drink coffee like an Irishman chugs beer."
"It keeps me awake. Plus, I'm a vampire, Soft Boy. I never sleep."
"Remind me why I agreed to this. You are mentally deranged."
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Ferne? Coffee makes you a little..."
"CRAZY?! DUDE, I'M GETTING ANOTHER EXPRESS-O TO THE ESPRESSO! BE RIGHT BACK-"
"People are looking..."
"SO?! A coffee goth and a boring gay. Of course they're gonna stare. Maybe we should stand on the table and give them a sho-"
"FERNE WHAT IN SATAN'S PRESENCE ARE YOU DOING?! GET DOWN!"
BINABASA MO ANG
Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
