"Psst, Pyscho.""What?"
"Here."
"What is it?"
"Use your eyes, dickwad."
[drawn on a scrap of paper]
"I bee leaf in you-- oh my god. What the fuck, Ferne? Are you special? Or five?"
"It worked didn't it?"
"Huh?"
"It made you grin like a bitch."
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...