"We should start by brainstorming ideas."
"What, why? Just draw a giant camel dick across the page.
"Camel dick. Mature. Yeah, whatever. I take art seriously, Ferne. And besides, I thought you'd want to draw the antichrist, or some gothic hybrid creature."
"Wow you are an actual weirdo, you know that?"
"I'm weird? Is that black nail varnish?"
"Shut up."
"Aw, Mr. Cold-Hearted is nervous about his make-up."
"It's not make-up and I'm not cold hearted."
"Your lipstick is smearing-"
"What? Really?!"
"No."
"Are you laughing at me?"
"Pssh. Me? Laugh at you? Never."
"Die."
"..."
"Seriously Charlie. Stop laughing."
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
