"Oh really?"
"I'm being serious."
"So asses have antlers, yeah? Is that what you're saying?"
"Yeah- no. No, that's not what I'm saying."
"Oh?"
"Stop looking so smug, Psycho."
"You thought a deer was an ass. You're pretty fucking dumb."
"You know what Charlie, drop dead."
"Hey, I was kidding-"
"Seeing as I'm fucking dumb, I can't use a pencil. Do your stupid artwork on your own."
"Ferne, c'mon, it's funny-"
"That's why I'm laughing."
"..."
"Go milk an ass. I'm done."
"Ferne look I didn't mean it, I only-"
"Neither do my parents."
"..."
"Just... Just keep fucking silent and maybe this month together will pass quicker."
"..."
"..."
"Ferne?"
"..."
"I'm sorry."
"Whatever."
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
