"you know who's the cutest?" dan whispered sleepily into phil's ear. it was late, they had just gotten home and collapsed onto their bed. dan was fully on top of phil and he was probably breathing so loudly into his boyfriend's ear but phil didn't seem to mind. "it's you."
"go to sleep," phil mumbled. dan sighed, blindly taking phil's glasses off and setting them aside so he didn't accidentally fall asleep with them on.
"can i have a kiss first?" phil groaned quietly and turned his head to barely kiss dan on the lips, clearly not happy that he isn't allowed to fall asleep. "love me, asshole."
"i do love you, but i also love sleep."
"kiss me for real, then maybe i'll consider it."