kiwi

By oceanicdaniel

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> phan phillester: u want money danielhowell: do i look like a fucking prostitute??? danielhowell: how much... More

KIWI
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
ELEVEN
TWELVE
THIRTEEN
FOURTEEN
FIFTEEN
SIXTEEN
SEVENTEEN
EIGHTEEN
NINETEEN
TWENTY
TWENTY ONE
TWENTY TWO
TWENTY THREE
TWENTY FOUR
TWENTY FIVE
TWENTY SIX
TWENTY SEVEN
TWENTY EIGHT
TWENTY NINE
THIRTY
THIRTY ONE
THIRTY TWO
THIRTY THREE
THIRTY FOUR
THIRTY FIVE
THIRTY SIX
THIRTY SEVEN
THIRTY EIGHT
THIRTY NINE
FORTY
FORTY ONE
FORTY TWO
FORTY THREE
FORTY FOUR
FORTY FIVE
FORTY SIX
FORTY SEVEN
FORTY EIGHT
FORTY NINE
FIFTY
FIFTY ONE
FIFTY TWO
FIFTY THREE
FIFTY FOUR
FIFTY FIVE
FIFTY SIX
FIFTY SEVEN
FIFTY EIGHT
FIFTY NINE
SIXTY
SIXTY ONE
SIXTY TWO
SIXTY THREE
SIXTY FOUR
SIXTY FIVE
SIXTY SIX
SIXTY SEVEN
SIXTY EIGHT
SIXTY NINE
SEVENTY
SEVENTY ONE
SEVENTY TWO
SEVENTY THREE
SEVENTY FOUR
SEVENTY FIVE
SEVENTY SIX
SEVENTY SEVEN
SEVENTY EIGHT
SEVENTY NINE
EIGHTY
EIGHTY ONE
EIGHTY TWO
EIGHTY THREE
EIGHTY FOUR
EIGHTY FIVE
EIGHTY SIX
EIGHTY SEVEN
EIGHTY EIGHT
EIGHTY NINE
NINETY
NINETY ONE
NINETY TWO
NINETY THREE
NINETY FOUR
NINETY FIVE
NINETY SIX
NINETY SEVEN
NINETY EIGHT
NINETY NINE
ONE HUNDRED
epilogue
you're such a dream to me
this, i promise you
exciting news !!!

CHARACTER ANSWERS

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By oceanicdaniel

DAN

what's the most romantic thingy you've done with phil
from foreverhome-

we went to see the last jedi together

describe your relationship with phil in one word
from freakyhowell

comfortable

why did you want phil to call you
from emmajameshowell

i couldn't sleep and his voice is soothing

why are you and phil such horny fucks
from wonderland-lester

are we? we don't fuck every day

is phil your daddy
from charlie0411
do you call phil daddy
from phan_trash_can_1989
do you call phil daddy
from homosexualhowell

no

why are u such a horny and adorable boy
from spork-lights

i'm not that horny and i'm not adorable i am MANLY as HELL

what's it like being with phil?
from spork-lights

i always have someone to talk to and watch movies with and who can put up with my bullshit

where do u hide ur skirts boye
from vhshowell

if that's a reference i don't get it also i don't own any

are you and phil dating or just friends with benefits
from -liarr

nooo we're not dating

what was your first time with phil like? was it at least slightly romantic
from louvrephil

it was in a private toilet at work but he made me leave my shirt on so my back wasn't touching the wall and then he cleaned me up after

what's your favorite part about phil (don't say his dick)
from louvrephil

his hands they are lovely and soft and i love when he plays with my hair and sets them on my waist

do you want phil to take you on a date
from readybutdead

uhhhh maybe

do you have romantic feelings for phil
from homosexualhowell

i don't know what Feelings are

what do you feel for phil
from homosexualhowell

um he's a great person

kinks?
from phan_trash_can_1989
what are your top 5 kinks
from softtalex

i love biting and hair pulling the most but i like choking and being dominated and my hands being restrained to a certain extent

why are you so adorable? also, if anyone else would've offered you money, would you have accepted? or was there something about phil
from ferfandomtrash

i am not adorable i am a snack and i knew phil was joking and he's really hot

are you okay?
from blushingkitten

i have phil so i'm great

do you guys use flavoured lube?? just curious
from uriskj

no does it actually taste like it does?? can you eat it??

how big is phil's dicc
from inlovewithdallon

it is a very nice size

what do you really love about phil
from phanieldaddy

love is a big word but probably how kind and gentle he is

can you please wear the cheese costume while seducing phil soon
from lashtonsphan

i don't know what the fuck "the cheese costume" is and i don't want to find out

do you want to top
from lashtonsphan

that would be a fat no from me

how many times does phil fuck you in a day
from phan-of-bands

like once idk what's going through ur mind but it's not everyday bro

PHIL

what's ur ideal date
from foreverhome-

i think going to a fancy restaurant like domino's

will u take dan on a date soon
from emmajameshowell
when will you take dan on a date
from readybutdead
why haven't you taken dan on a date
from catastrophee-

we already do go on them but we don't use the word date

how was your first time fucking daniel spaniel?
from wonderland-lester

it felt great

oof will u be doing something romantic for dan
from spork-lights

i suppose, we're going for big macs tomorrow at lunch if that's considered romantic

how soft is dan
from spork-lights

extremely he is so cuddly

"don't be too polite bOY"
from vhshowell

HM

what does dan call about in the middle of the night? is he okay?
from -liarr

yeah he is i usually talk to him until he falls asleep when he can't sleep

what's your favorite part about dan?
from louvrephil

either his dimples bc he's so cute and i love seeing him happy or his tummy bc it's comfortable to lay on and i love kissing it

when will yall be official
from cheyisnotshy

um i don't know if we will

what percentage soft are you for dan
from softtalex

500%!!!! he is so adorable

are you that laddy p with one thicc bih? if yes, will you show me that phat philussy
from the-gajuar

i missed the joke

you had secks. before marriage??? disgusting
from the-gajuar

i also had gay sex

did you know that homosexuals are more likely to be gay?
from the-gajuar

i've heard yeah

describe dan in one word
from ferfandomtrash

soft

damn you're precious teach me your ways father
from blushingkitten

dan says that too

ever considered being a sugar daddy? to dan?
from shibesxphaniel

no, we're both independent and don't rely on each other like that, plus dan doesn't like it when i buy him gifts that aren't food bc he doesn't want me to waste my money or whatever

does dan call u daddy
from uriskj

no i wouldn't want him to anyway

what do you really love about dan
from phanieldaddy

his mouth in like a nonsexual way, like he doesn't know what chapstick is but i can deal with it

will you let dan top
from lashtonsphan

i would if he wanted to but he doesn't

on a scale from 1-10 how loud is dan in bed
from lashtonsphan

either a 2 or an 8 there's no in between

how kinky is dan
from phan-of-bands

not very

favorite memory with dan?
from -regressed

i think the night we saw the last jedi together

OCEANICDANIEL

ur story is gay
from foreverhome-

thank u i needed this reassurance

also ilu
from foreverhome-

did u know that i love u so much

how are you so good at writing and why can't i write like youuuu (also on a less aggressive note, ily)
from wifflingwords

practice makes perfect and thank you also love u too

pls learn me how to write as beautiful as you
from emmajameshowell

beautiful idk how to do that you'll have to ask annanya

why are you so good at writing smh this story is beautiful
from wonderland-lester

thank you i have so many drafts of chapters and oneshots you'd probably scream it

dude you're amazing! how does one be this amazing
from spork-lights

thank you but u know who's even more amazing? robin

not a question but you write so good ok byeee
from liquified_phan

omg thank you sm

what's ur skin care routine (i can't add all ur emojis smh)
from vhshowell

glad you asked1!!111!!! there will be one up on my youtube channel soon!!1!!1111!!

hi ily
from -liarr

hi ily2

your book makes me cry
from catastrophee-

from laughing i hope

i love u bih
from louvrephil

i aint never gonna stop lovin u bih

also your writing style is so GOOD you make texting fics look EASY
from louvrephil

u flatter me too much thank you I LOVE YOU

this is great also how are you today
from phandandom

thank and i am great i had some really good steak that my loving father grilled

ocean man take me by the hand
from homosexualhowell

wow i watch too much spongebob

is that a police
also!! i love you!!
from homosexualhowell

i'm calling the weed also love u

hey!!how!!are!!you!!so!!amazing!!as!!a!!person!!and!!a!!writer??!
(ps i screamed for a solid 5 minutes when you followed me tysm ily)
from softtalex

oh my godd i'm blushing thank you i love you

thank you for noticing me *cri*
from the-gajuar

no problem i love reading your comments (psa to everyone: if i didn't reply to u or something i definitely saw it but i don't reply to comments as much bc when the comments roll in i'm usually in class)

i love you and your book :3 thanks for writing such beautiful things uwu)b
from ferfandomtrash

i don't know what uwu)b means but thank you, love u

hEy how have you been and drinking enough water ? hope everything is okay love xx
from blushingkitten

aw thank you, i definitely don't drink enough water but i always get enough sleep!! i had a pretty bad beginning to the new year but now i'm doing great!!

how are you so good at writing? also i love you and your books
from serekuntz

i have taken every single writing workshop and class i have seen advertised and thank you i love you too

are you staying hydrated?? getting enough sleep?? eating well??
from uriskj

no i don't drink water like i should but i forced my mom to make me drink water!! yes!! no, i've been sick a lot but i'm getting back into it!!

why are you so amazing
from unloyallester

my dogs and my best friends keep me thriving

ostriches or pengwANS
from rickyblitzz

i don't know why i laughed so hard but pengwANS

how do you write so well and where did you get your inspiration for this story from?
from phanieldaddy

i feel like an arrogant asshole just saying thank you and giving advice oops!! but i practice a Lot and also thank you. i got it from dnptexts on twitter!! they came up with the idea of the description but the rest of it is completely mine

here's some appreciation: you're honestly so good at writing and you make it look EASY!!! your characters are so good and so are your words and i Appreciate
from romantique-

THIS MADE ME SMILE SO HARD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU

where do you get your ideas from
from -loveablelester

most of the time songs or my brain is like !!!!!!ihave an idea!!!!!!!!! at random times and sometimes i use prompts but not as often

when will you show us the "secks"? we need details lol i love you btw
from lashtonsphan

oh geez i physically cringed at "secks" but i probably won't i prefer to not write it and i love you too

what song do you have in your head right now
from _fer_more_

ultralight beam by kanye

are you taking good care of yourself?? you deserve happiness and good vibes ilyyyy
from -regressed

yes i am, thank you love you!

are you into a really crazy kinky fucked up relationship
from _fer_more_

who do u think i am

when did you first notice phil's existence?
from _fer_more_

uhh sometime in the manchester apartment era

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