dan: get out of my kitchen and let me suck u off asshole
phil lester: wow okay wasn't expecting that one
dan: come on my mouth is watering
phil lester: yeah yeah yeah im coming
dan: oh are you
phil lester: shut the fuck up
dan: i mean you will be pretty soon my mouth is really good isn't it
phil lester: stop trying to tease me weirdo i'm literally about to open ur door
dan: mmm