kiwi

By oceanicdaniel

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> phan phillester: u want money danielhowell: do i look like a fucking prostitute??? danielhowell: how much... More

KIWI
ONE
TWO
THREE
FIVE
SIX
SEVEN
EIGHT
NINE
TEN
ELEVEN
TWELVE
THIRTEEN
FOURTEEN
FIFTEEN
SIXTEEN
SEVENTEEN
EIGHTEEN
NINETEEN
TWENTY
TWENTY ONE
TWENTY TWO
TWENTY THREE
TWENTY FOUR
TWENTY FIVE
TWENTY SIX
TWENTY SEVEN
TWENTY EIGHT
TWENTY NINE
THIRTY
CHARACTER ANSWERS
THIRTY ONE
THIRTY TWO
THIRTY THREE
THIRTY FOUR
THIRTY FIVE
THIRTY SIX
THIRTY SEVEN
THIRTY EIGHT
THIRTY NINE
FORTY
FORTY ONE
FORTY TWO
FORTY THREE
FORTY FOUR
FORTY FIVE
FORTY SIX
FORTY SEVEN
FORTY EIGHT
FORTY NINE
FIFTY
FIFTY ONE
FIFTY TWO
FIFTY THREE
FIFTY FOUR
FIFTY FIVE
FIFTY SIX
FIFTY SEVEN
FIFTY EIGHT
FIFTY NINE
SIXTY
SIXTY ONE
SIXTY TWO
SIXTY THREE
SIXTY FOUR
SIXTY FIVE
SIXTY SIX
SIXTY SEVEN
SIXTY EIGHT
SIXTY NINE
SEVENTY
SEVENTY ONE
SEVENTY TWO
SEVENTY THREE
SEVENTY FOUR
SEVENTY FIVE
SEVENTY SIX
SEVENTY SEVEN
SEVENTY EIGHT
SEVENTY NINE
EIGHTY
EIGHTY ONE
EIGHTY TWO
EIGHTY THREE
EIGHTY FOUR
EIGHTY FIVE
EIGHTY SIX
EIGHTY SEVEN
EIGHTY EIGHT
EIGHTY NINE
NINETY
NINETY ONE
NINETY TWO
NINETY THREE
NINETY FOUR
NINETY FIVE
NINETY SIX
NINETY SEVEN
NINETY EIGHT
NINETY NINE
ONE HUNDRED
epilogue
you're such a dream to me
this, i promise you
exciting news !!!

FOUR

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By oceanicdaniel

phillester: u sound tragic

danielhowell: ur mum sounds tragic

danielhowell: it's your fault anyway

phillester: sorry :/

danielhowell: don't apologize i enjoyed it a LOT

phillester: i could tell

danielhowell: is making fun me all u wanted to do bc i have to work on writing this report

phillester: no i was gonna ask if u wanna go to the toilets but it's ok we can do it later

danielhowell: in that case IM On my way!

phillester: thought u said u had to work

danielhowell: well yeah but i might get fired if i just sit on my phone at my desk with the report in front of me

phillester: true i'll see u in 5 then?

danielhowell: god bless

phillester: we need to be a little more careful tho it got a little messy last time and i didn't realize

danielhowell: what how

phillester: you came on my shirt

phillester: it wasn't a lot but it was noticeable

danielhowell: shit sorry :///

phillester: i don't mind i just didn't want anyone to think i was jacking off under the desk

phillester: anyways see u in a few minutes

phillester: maybe i finally won't have to cover ur mouth bc u don't have a voice !!! :)))

danielhowell: shut the fuck up

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