Mikey Way Quotes:
Q: Have you ever regretted a summer fling?
Mikey: "Regret is a sign of weakness, and besides, girls have cooties."
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"The fans all look out for each other. It's like a gang, but not in a negative way"
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"Well, what happened was the 80's steroids boom, and, uh... so now 'mysteriously' wrestlers are dying in their sleep, in hotel rooms, of heart failure... don't think it's connected though"
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Q: Have you ever gotten lucky on a beach?
Mikey: "I found a twenty dollar bill once."
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"We all have very humble backgrounds and very geeky interests"
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"Ashlee Simpson told me she had our CD"
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"Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute, then my brother got one and taunted me"
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"There would be less violence in the word if everyone used hoola hoops"
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"I've been down with kickball since third grade, man"
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"Who's that sexy beast? It's Bob Bryar"
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"People always ask me to sign asthma inhalers, I'm not actually asthmatic, but uh, I'll sign em, you bring em!"
Ray Toro Quotes:
"This band shouldn't work. We're a bunch of wildly different personalities who somehow rub off on each other, you could say we're a cheese-and-tomato- fonde of personality"
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"Where can I get an Italian ice cream? We got one in the afternoon, that is what I would ask myself at the moment, I will keep thinking about the ice cream we had before"
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"Unfortunately, most men would only be interested in a woman's mind if it bounced when she walked"
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"I wasn't popular at school. Thank God I didn't have a girlfriend or I would suck at guitar now"
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"We were birth control" -On him and Gerard in school-
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"I was too busy being a hermit and locking myself in the van"
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"Are you showing your butt?!" -Drags Frank away from a coffin he tries to climb into in the making of Helena video-
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"I've been left at truck stops, and I'd have to call them on my cell phone, and be like 'Hey, what's up?' and they're just like 'Hey, how's it going man?' and I'm like 'You notice somethings missing from the van?' then they'd sort of look around and be like 'Oh shit!',"
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"Stop making us have sex with each other!" -Talking about Fan fictions-
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"I am a huge video game junkie, anyone who knows me knows that"
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Bob Bryar Quoet's:
"I like turtles"
"I get these urges too f*ck off sometimes"
"We like beards" -When he and Frank were asked about fetishes-
Ray Toro: "I'm a medic but I can't swim"
Bob Bryar: "I will save him" -serious face-
"Oh my god there's a bee! I've been fighting this bee the whole day!"