Harry Potter (books only).

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This is my favourite quotes from the WHOLE Harry Potter series, and from the books not the films, although some quotes are in both books and fims, but Harry in the books is a lot more sarcastic than he is in the film (don't get me wrong I love him just the same) but yeah, this is a variety of quotes from all the books, starting with the first and working it's way up, hope you enjoy.

'This boy will be famous, a legend. I wouldn't be surprised if today was known as Harry Potter day in future. There will be books written about Harry, every child in our world will know his name.' - Minerva McGonagall.

"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed — or worse, expelled." - If you don't know who said this then shame on you, but yeah it was Hermione.

"There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them."

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that." - Dumbledore.

"Neville will play Quidditch for England before Hagrid lets Dumbledore down."

"Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare... What did Professor Sprout say? It likes the dark and the damp-"
"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes - of course - but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD?" Harry bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?"
shortly after
"Lucky you pay attention in Herbology, Hermione," said Harry as he joined her by the wall, wiping sweat from his face.
"Yeah," said Ron, "and lucky Harry doesn't lose his head in a crisis - "there's no wood", honestly." - This whole exchange was so much funnier in the books.

"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."

"Humans do have a knack for choosing precisely those things which are worst for them."

"Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love. He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark." - Dumbledore to Harry :'(

Chamber of Secrets:

"Did you really...Did it go all right? I -- I mean...that -- that was very wrong, boys -- very wrong indeed …" Mr Weasly, starts to act excited then catches his wifes glare mwahaha.

 "...Ron's old Shooting Star was often outstripped by passing butterflies."

"Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back."

"STEALING THE CAR, I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SURPRISED IF THEY'D EXPELLED YOU, YOU WAIT TILL I GET HOLD OF YOU, I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU STOPPED TO THINK WHAT YOUR FATHER AND I WENT THROUGH WHEN WE SAW IT WAS GONE...LETTER FROM DUMBLEDORE LAST NIGHT, I THOUGHT YOUR FATHER WOULD DIE OF SHAME, WE DIDN'T BRING YOU UP TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS, YOU AND HARRY COULD BOTH HAVE DIED ... ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED--YOUR FATHER'S FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, AND IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT BACK HOME." - This was so funny I had to put it in.

"You'd better hope Creevy doesn't meet Ginny, or they'll be starting a Harry Potter fan club."

Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder.
"Just do what I did, Harry!" "What, drop my wand?"

" will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me … Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it."

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

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