Epic Tweets.

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"I really hate it when my parents try to act funny..." - HufflepuffChris 

"The best feeling in the world is knowing that you actually mean something to someone" - HebaIA

"Suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion." A boy called Kori Paul Swabey who is adorable and a good friend of mine posted this. 

"Klaus isn't ruled by love the way that Damon, even in his darkest moments, is ruled by love. Love is Damon's achilles heel." - Posted by a Vampire Diaries fan. 

"You're just like Mondays; Nobody likes you."

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."- Said by Mark Twain. 

"It's hard to stay standing up when everything's trying to pull you down."

"Facebook is where you lie to your friends. Twitter is where you’re honest with complete strangers" -

"A strong girl is a someone who can cry themselves to sleep at night and wake up with a smile on their face."

"Just 'cause I won't fight back doesn't mean I'm weak. It means I'm mature enough to know that anger won't solve anything."

"You decide who you are. Not society."

"You can't start the next chapter of your life, if you keep re-reading the last one."

"Things change, friends leave, but life still doesn't stop for anyone."

"Too many people have mouths that move faster than their brains."

"There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book."

"Every single person on the planet has a story. Don't judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you"

"Don't cry too much for someone who has left you because the next one may fall for your smile."  

"You may have known me longer, but that doesn't mean you know me better"  

 "Some want a happy ending. All I want is a happy story."  

 "You can't be good enough for everybody, but you will always be the best to the person who deserves you"  

"Sometimes, we have to be broken down. To be rebuilt into the person we were meant to be"  

 "Live for the moments that bring butterflies to your stomach and a smile to your face"  

 "They say they 'hate people who copy to fit in' but by trying too hard to be different you're still trying to fit in, just with other people"  

"Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time."  

"My Definition of a clean room- a clear path from the door to my bed."  

 Elephant: "Why do you have boobs on your back?" - Camel: "Thats a stupid question coming from someone who has a penis on his face."  

"The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'."  

 "Dude, that song is old" .. "Well so is your mom, but you still listen to her."  

 "A girl's laughter is much more cheerful than a boy's. But a boy's cry is much more meaningful than a girl's."

"I hate when people see me at the super market & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

"People may hate you for being different and not living by society's standards, but deep down, they wish they had the courage to do the same."

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