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So I realise I haven't done these in a while, but I'm back! Considering there has been a few requests, and I got the idea to do a tumblr one.

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i hate teachers who give homework over break like do u not understand what a break is do u want me to demonstrate on ur neck

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im gonna watch the first episode of supernatural

wow what a cute little family

wELL THAT SURE DIDNT LAST LONG *regarding the Supernatural fandom, obviously* 

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“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

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what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us

what if they’re protecting us though

what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over

I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then

maybe you’re the reflection. *We also like to scare the sh*t out of ourselves*

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Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried *This is one of my favourites I cried when I read this*  

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*This was a picture but I'll write it out because it's so f*cking funny*

>Playing football in gym. 

>Ball is up in the air. 

>Think I'm going to be awesome and air kick it into the goal. 

>Try. 

>Miss ball. 

>Kick goalie in face. 

>Try to ask 'are you okay' and say 'I'm f*cking sorry' at same time. 

>Instead end up yelling 'ARE YOU F*CKING SORRY?!' 

>Goalie is choking back tears. 

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*It's not funny but it I love it and it hurts my heart* 

02. Four years after The Battle of Hogwarts, Molly Weasley was busy preparing The Burrow for Ron's birthday meal. She was bustling about the kitchen and barking orders at everyone. 'Get the chicken out of the oven for me, Fred!' Molly, mistakenly, barked at George. Molly then broke down. She began to cry and apologise profusely to George and pulled him into a bone-crushing hug. All George said, in a soft tone was, 'honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?'

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i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

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its hard being boring and ugly at the same time

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do you ever just wanna do a backflip but realize you cant

this is the most accurate post ive ever seen

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