Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!

Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!

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xshanellex By xshanellex Completed

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. 
Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. 
You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I give you all permission to use against people that probably deserve being taken down a notch! 
*Also, if people have any requests, feel free to message me and I'll probably get round to doing it like two or three months later :) I'll dedicate the chapter you requested to you as well :)*

Killjoy_5 Killjoy_5 May 07
What gave it away dude? We have been trying to discover that for ages
Apparently my brother doesn't, yet he watches it at night when my parents are asleep.
Killjoy_5 Killjoy_5 May 07
Bob is me! Idk what's a compliment and what's not. And i take everything back
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Killjoy_5 Killjoy_5 Feb 10
Never be afraid to announce that Gerard makes thy heart burn
Killjoy_5 Killjoy_5 Feb 10
When God made spiders:
                              God: Give it eight legs!
                              Worker: Alright, um, a bit excessive but eh
                              God: And give it eight eyes
                              Worker: Uh you should calm down a bit-
                              God: AND GIVE IT A BUTT ROPE