Bitchy Insults and Comebacks!

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  "Just because I'm moody, doesnt mean you're not irritating"

  "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity"

  "Sorry my karma just ran over your dogma" 

  "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty just like your head" - DO NOT put this in a valentine's card people if you don't want a slap in the face xD

  "Let's hope karma slaps you in the face before I do" - Love this one! <3

  "I wasn't born a bitch guys made me this way"

  "I'm not inconsiderate I just dont give a shit"

  "You have the right to remain silent .. so shut up"

  "Mirrors dont talk .. lucky for you they dont laugh"

  "First God made man, then he had a better idea" 

  "For everyone who talks about me .. thanks for making me the centre of your world"

  "I dont care what you think of me .. it couldnt be half as bad as what I think of you"

   "I'm busy .. your ugly .. have a nice day" - Bit mean but there you go :L

  "I'm smiling .. because they haven't found the bodies yet"

  "I'm multi-talented .. I can talk and piss you off at the same time"

  "Love your enemies ... it will piss them off"

  "I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit."

  "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

  "I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

  "I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant."

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