Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchimest).

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Okay, so I'm not really sure what this is, but from some of these quotes it's funny, and I know it's an animation, but I think it might be an adult one? I don't know. This was requested by Autumn_Acid so hope you enjoy it hun :)

Ed: (surrounded by a barrage of explosions) Just wait till I stop running! (runs into the crowd) Sorry!
Roy: I guess I can't torch you all...(loudly) This is hard; he's such a small target!
Ed: (stops in his tracks and bursts out of the crowd) WHO'RE YOU CALLING SMALL!?
Roy: If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate. (snaps again setting off bomb)
(Everyone goes flying)
Ed: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!
Roy: Okay, maybe I overdid it....

Pinako: Is it just me, or since the last time I saw you, Ed... have you gotten a lot smaller?
Ed: Who're you calling "small," you half-pint hag?!
Pinako: What did you call me, you little runt?!
Ed: You heard me, guppy geezer!!
Pinako: Chibichump!!
Ed: Micromini granny!!

Edward: I'M NOT LITTLE! DON'T CALL ME MIDGET! OR SHORTY! OR SHRIMP!
People of Liore: (fleeing from an attacking Edward) We didn't say any of that!

Al: So what's your strategy?
Ed: I told you, a fist in his face!

"Great, I buy you a wrench and you try to kill me with it!"

"Great you came to feed me, and I thought you were mad."

"I'm starting to wonder if foxes are edible."

"It's been a good while since I've killed anyone, I kinda miss it. Ya wanna watch?"

"It really is a good thing I'm so small...... AHH! No it's not!!!!"

Ed to Rose: "Stand up and walk forward. You have two fine legs to stand on after all."

"Red is a badass, tough-guy color that gets the blood boiling!"
"HEY ED! Getting it on with a woman in your hospital room?"
"She's only my automail mechanic!"
"Oh, so you seduced a mechanic. Not bad, midget."

Ed: I'M GONNA KILL THIS BITCH!
Al: But she's just a girl...
Ed: EQUALITY OF SEXES!!!

"I'm not small I just live in a big world!" Totally gonna use this as I am a shortass myself, kinda feel for this guy aha.

"Who're you calling short! I'll break off your feet and stick 'em on your head!"

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