Funny Insults!

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  Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

  As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

  Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

I bet your birth certificate was just an apology letter from the condom factory.

  Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

  He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

  He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

  He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

  How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

  I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

  I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

  I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

  If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

  Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

  You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

  Shock me, say something intelligent.

  See this face? This is me, not caring. - Given to me by Dramafreak24, quite a good one, thanks dude xD

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