Hilda has tagged N in her status- If I do not eat vast amounts of mashed potatoes today I WILL cry
Comments:
N: I promise you will get vast amounts of mashed potatoes
Hilda: Good
Moon: Aww the baby wants potatoes
Hilda: ...
Hilda: The baby?
Hilda: Oh MY baby!
Hilda: Nah he doesn't like potatoes but I LOVE them
Silver: Wdym he doesn't like them
N: She throws them up every time
Hilda: I'm asserting my dominance as his mother by eating more
Silver: Sounds like you should stop eating potatoes
Hilda: Don't tell me how to live my life
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Hilda has updated her status- N is crying
Comments:
Silver: What else is new
N: F**k you
Silver: :0
Gladion: :0
Moon: :0
Lyra: :0
Hilda: Where did you learn that word?
N: You?
Hilda: WHEN
N: I don't think we should discuss our personal time in front of our friends
Silver: GROSS
Gladion: CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Moon: Why was N crying?
N: The baby kicked! :D
Lyra: Oh wow!
Moon: That's so exciting!
Hilda: He's playing soccer with my stomach
Marnie: Football
Hilda: Gladion tell your kid to go away
Gladion: No
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Ash has updated his status- Dear God...please...just let me have one good day...
Comments:
Arceus:
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Officer Jenny: *narrows eyes*
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Bede has tagged Gloria in his status- GLORIA HELP
Comments:
Gloria: Aight which body are we burying
Somebody: I don't like what you're implying here
Bede: ...
Bede: N o
Gloria: Oh
Gloria: What then
Bede: ...Hop is wearing a tank top
Gloria: Oh my god somebody call the queen- Bede's boyfriend is wearing a tank top
Leon: You're the queen now hoe
Gloria: Nah that's Hilda
N: I get it...
Bede: Help other people are looking at him
Gloria: Kill them
Hilda: I like her
Bede: Gloriaaa
Gloria: Hop Bede wants you to put some sleeves on
Hop: But he likes my arms
Bede: So do other people!
Hop: But I'm not doing it for them, I'm doing it for you
Bede: ...
Bede: Take the whole thing off
Hop: My shirt?
Bede: Sure that too
Hop: He wants me to take off my hat
Bede: TAKE IT OFF
Hop: NO
Bede: YOU STOLE IT FROM GLORIA
Hop: SO???
Gloria: I thought my head felt naked...
(A/N. Happy turkey day American friends! I know this is short but I forgot to write more whoops
So uh
K thx bai!)
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