If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Gladion's a snac

Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- Hey Babe?

Comments:

Gladion: What

Moon: What's "cans" spelled backwards?

Gladion: ...

Gladion: Snac

Moon: Yeah

Moon: That's what you are

Moon: A snac

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Sylveon has tagged Arceus in her status- Wanna play a game?

Comments:

Arceus: Sure

Sylveon: Say the opposite of these words

Arceus: K

Sylveon: Always

Arceus: Never

Sylveon: Coming

Arceus: Going?

Sylveon: From

Arceus: To

Sylveon: Take

Arceus: Give!

Sylveon: Me

Arceus: You

Sylveon: Down

Arceus: Up!!!

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Wait

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Moon has updated her status- I can't bring Gladion to movies

Comments:

Sun: How come?

Gladion: Don't-

Moon: No outside snacs allowed

Gladion: Why are you like this

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Clemont has tagged Serena in his status- Sorry I didn't get your text because I'm lying

Comments:

Serena: U g h

Iris: Block him

Serena: No

Iris: Weak

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Dr. Oak has tagged Gary in his status- Wanna go to bingo with me tonight?

Comments:

Gary: No

Dr. Oak: Coward

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Moon has updated her status- I love spending time with Gladion

Comments:

Lillie: Why

Gladion: I'm gonna ignore that comment

Moon: Because Lillie

Moon: It's snac time

Gladion: I hate you

Lillie: Good

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Hilda has tagged Gladion in her status- Moon wanted me to tell you that you're a snac

Comments:

Gladion: What

Moon: <3

Gladion: Oh my god

Arceus: I think it's cute

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Gladion has tagged Moon in his status- What does it even mean when you call me a snac

Comments:

Moon: It means you're delicious

Gladion: S T O P

Moon: Never

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Johanna has tagged Dawn and Paul in her status- AHA I FINALLY CAUGHT YOU SINNING

Comments:

Dawn: No you didn't we were watching a movie

Johanna: IT WAS A SINFUL MOVIE

Reggie: I'm sure it wasn't that bad. What movie was it?

Paul: Deadpool

Reggie: SINNERS

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Hilda has updated her status- Use the blood of your enemies as low cost hair dye

Comments:

Bianca: That's not real

Hilda: How do you think Silver keeps his hair so red???

Lyra: Oh my god

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Hilbert has tagged Cheren in his status- Yo can you keep a secret?

Comments:

Cheren: Of course! I am an excellent secret keeper! No one knows about my crush on Bianca!

Hilbert: ...

Hilda: ...

Nate: ...

N: ...

Rosa: ...

Hugh: ...

Bianca: *Squee*

Hilda: Well to be be fair, we all pretty much knew it before you said it

(A/N. Idk this chapter sucks it's not funny maybe I'll come up with something funnier by Wednesday

Cause I'll be uploading lots of stuff then

Also idk if I'll update again this weekend I guess we'll see lol

So uh

K thx bai!)