Sylveon has updated her status- Why am I even still on Wattpad?
Comments:
Arceus: The real question is why aren't you on it anymore?
Anybody: Because ever since she started dating you her secret need for attention is being filled by you and not the readers?
Sylveon: ...
Arceus: ...
Sylveon: Who the f**k made you?
Anybody: You
Sylveon: Right
Sylveon: That was a mistake
Anybody: So was reviving this book
Somebody: That's mean
Sylveon: He's right tho
Anybody: I know
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Dawn has updated her status- Whelp I'm scarred for life and questioning everything I've ever known and trusted
Comments:
May: What happened?
Ash: Paul finally break and punch a kid in the face?
Paul: Not yet
Dawn: No
Dawn: Even WORSE
Dawn: IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN BE PREGNANT AND NOT EVEN HAVE SYMPTOMS OF IT
May: WhAT
Dawn: IT'S CRAZY
Dawn: SOMETIMES DOCTORS CAN'T EVEN TELL
May: Oh nO
Dawn: ...
May: ...
Dawn: My life of sin is catching up to me
May: Mine too
Iris: Mine too
Dawn: ...
May: ...
Iris: You really think I don't sin with Trip?
Iris: Grow up
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Trip has tagged Iris in his status- Babe wtf
Comments:
Iris: I love a good late night confession
Trip: It's 7 am
Iris: Same thing
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Sylveon has updated her status- This book is a mess. I don't even know who's dating who anymore
Comments:
Sylveon: I'm just gonna ship things and pretend they were together the whole time
Nobody: Sounds about right
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Zamazenta has tagged Zacian in its status- What do you have?
Comments:
Zacian: A SWORD
Zamazenta: NO
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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- Come on we have to go to the store before it closes
Comments:
Lyra: No, f**k you
Silver: You can wear my jacket the whole time
Lyra: ...
Lyra: Coming
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Wooloo has updated his status- uwu
Comments:
Mareep: uwu
Flaafy: uwu
Skiddo: uwu
Gogoat: uwu
Ampharos: You're not even sheep
Gogoat: Someone's salty
Skiddo: Quit projecting old man
Ampharos: I aM noT oLd
Wooloo: Gen?
Ampharos: ...
Ampharos: 2
Skiddo: Old
Ampharos: So is Mareep!
Mareep: But I'm a sheep. What aren't you understanding about this?
Ampharos: I hate my life
(A/N. Why am I still here
K thx bai)
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If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2
FanfictionWhat would happen if the Pokémon characters had Facebook? Horrible things? Dramatic things? Weird things? Irrelevant things? Unnecessary things? The possibilities are endless!! Read along as Ash and many other characters get their lives ruined by s...
