(A/N. This chapter is short trash but here.)
Gladion has tagged Moon and Hau in his status- SO WHERE WERE YOU TWO
Comments:
Hau: Uh oh
Moon: Caught
Lillie: So where were you, HUH???
Hau: We...
Moon: ...We saw Bohemian Rhapsody...
Gladion: WITHOUT ME???
Moon: Sorry babe, but Lillie didn't wanna see it and you AND Hau did but I couldn't go with BOTH of you because then Hau would be thirdwheeling, so I was gonna go with you both separately and then pretend I didn't see it with whoever I went with second
Gladion: So you went with HAU first?
Moon: You were with Silver
Silver: "With" is an understatement
Silver: HE WAS ON HIS PHONE THE WHOLE TIME
Hilda: Gladi, that's rude
Gladion: ...
Gladion: Y'all are fake
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Nate has updated his status- She's just a little bit older
Comments:
Brendan: Oh god here we go
Nate: But I want to get to know her
May: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Silver: But she said it's already over
Gladion: Shut the f**k up already jeez
Silver: I'M HURTING, GLADION
Hugh: So tell me what else can I do? I bought my fake ID for you!
Rosa: Yas babe sing that 5sos
Nate: She told me to meet her there, I can't afford the bus fare
Hilbert: Yeah I know you can't that's why I drive you around
Nate: DAD
N: I'm not old enough for her
Hilda: You're literally older than me tf
Moon: I'm just waiting 'til I'm eighteen!
Gladion: ...Moon
Moon: What?
Moon: 5sos!
Gladion: ...
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Arceus has updated its status- Sylveon is mad at me and I don't know why
Comments:
Anybody: She's always mad at you
Sylveon: Yeah but this time its because it asked me how I was feeling and I said fine and it didn't believe me
Arceus: YOU DIDN'T SOUND FINE
Sylveon: WELL I WAS FINE UNTIL YOU TOLD ME I WASN'T
Sylveon DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FEEL
Anybody: Christ you two are a lost cause
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Gladion has tagged Moon in his status- Moon...I need some space
Comments:
Moon: Okay
Gladion: ...Did you even comprehend what I just said
Moon: Yes
Moon: You wanna break up
Gladion: ...And...you're fine with that?
Moon: Yep. You'll be back
Gladion: ...You're not upset?
Moon: Oh I'm livid
Hilda: Me too how dare you break up with her over Facebook? I didn't raise you like that!
Gladion: ...
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Gladion has tagged Silver in his status- Silver hide me
Comments:
Silver: Yeah okay both of us against Hilda?
Silver: I'm not trying to die, Blondie
Gladion: WHY DON'T YOU EVER SUPPORT ME
Silver: I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING
Hilda: I stg if you two start dating and I have to third wheel all the time I'm gonna kill you
Gladion: I could say the same thing about you and Silver
Rosa: Damn
Rosa: Silver's a real hoe ain't he
Lyra: Yeah he really is
Silver: LYRA
(A/N. Welcome to the bottom of the trash bin hi
K thx bai)
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