N has updated his status- I found Hilda throwing up in the sink this morning
Comments:
Arceus: OH REALLY
Hilda: Don't get excited I accidentally ate five boxes of Girl Scout cookies
Gladion: How do you "accidentally" eat five boxes of Girl Scout cookies
Hilda: Zero impulse control
Sylveon: Or what Arceus calls a Friday night
Arceus: S Y L V E O N
Nobody: Exposed
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Everybody has tagged Sylveon and Arceus in her status- YOU TWO NEED TO LOVE EACH OTHER
Comments:
Arceus: I already do love her!
Sylveon: Wow you love me? That's embarrassing
Arceus: WE HAVE FIVE CHILDREN TOGETHER
Sylveon: None of them are products of "love"
Sylveon: Nobody is a Sandshrew we adopted
Nobody: True
Sylveon: The three hybrids aren't even our DNA
Sylveon: So they're technically adopted too
Fire Goddess: That's an interesting standpoint
Fire God: WHATEVER
Bulbasaur/Turtwig: Omg they remembered me
Fire God: WHO ARE YOU
Sylveon: And while Everybody is technically ours...
Sylveon: She was an experiment. Oak took our DNA and put it into an egg
Everybody: ScIeNcE
Sylveon: So f**k you
Arceus: PLEASE DO
Sylveon: Desperate isn't a good look on you
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Silver has tagged N in his status- So wait Hilda could have been very sick and you didn't take her to the doctor?
Comments:
N: Shut up I do not like you
Moon: Damn
Silver: What
N: I hate you
Silver: Why?
Silver: ...Oh
Silver: Hilda wasn't cheating on you with me, dude
N: Does not matter
N: Do not ever talk to me
Silver: Well FINE
N: WHAT DID I JUST SAY
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Gladion has updated his status- Moon made me cosplay as Link today
Comments:
Moon: My snac was dressed up as a snac
Moon: I had a good time unwrapping that snac
Gladion: M O O N
Hilda: Ew
Moon: You're just jealous because N won't sin with you
Hilda: That's what you think
Moon: What
Gladion: What
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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- What
Comments:
Sylveon: This is what you wanted
Arceus: Eh I'll take it
Everybody: Sylveus next
Sylveon: Never
Everybody: That's what you think
Arceus: ...
Sylveon: ...
Nobody: ...
Arceus: Should we be afraid?
Sylveon: Nah she's not powerful enough to overthrow us both
Sylveon: Right?
(A/N. Idk Sylveon is she? You're the one writing it
Idk guys
So uh
Link is still a snac
K thx bai!)
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