Hilda has updated her status- N and I are getting a divorce
Comments:
Silver: Finally
Silver: I mean oh no!
Lyra: You'd better watch yourself
Gladion: What happened
Hilda: I asked him to get me ice cream and he got me vegan ice cream
N: It's good
Hilda: NO IT ISN'T
Silver: You gave your pregnant wife vegan ice cream?
N: Yes
Silver: Rookie
Gladion: F**king rookie
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Kiawe has updated his status- So my exes are dating now
Comments:
Moon: Oh hi Mako
Moon: Heh
Moon: Jokes
Moon: ...
Moon: Wait Lana and Mallow are dating?
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Kiawe has tagged Sun in his status- So uh...what're you doing later
Comments:
Sun: Watching Gladion through his window
Gladion: What
Sun: What
Gloria: One of us...
May: One of us...
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Sun has tagged Kiawe in his status- Wait were you asking me out
Comments:
Kiawe: Obviously
Sun: Oh
Moon: KIAWE'S HOT- DO IT
Gladion: W h a t
Kiawe: Thank you, Moon
Moon: No prob hot stuff
Gladion: Hey!
Moon: Hi!
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Moon has tagged Hau in her status- Can I sleep over? Gladi is mad at me
Comments:
Hau: Sure!
Lillie: NO COME SLEEP OVER AT MY HOUSE
Moon: But Gladion lives there
Lillie: ...
Lillie: DAMMIT THAT EDGELORD RUINS EVERYTHING
Gladion: H E Y
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Leon has tagged Piers in his status- Wanna come over and have a drink with me and Sonia?
Comments:
Piers: Oh I don't drink
Gloria: A lie but go off
Piers: Just drugs for me, thanks
Sylveon: You don't even know how funny that "joke" is yet
Piers: ...
Piers: What
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Hilda has updated her status- N now growls at anyone who gets too close to me
Comments:
N: THEY COULD HURT THE BABY
Silver: Lol what're you gonna do? Bite them?
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Silver has updated his status- N BIT ME WTF
Comments:
N: You taste like Daddy/Mommy issues
Silver: *sniffles* HEY
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Raihan has tagged Leon in his status- Leon. I am bisexual. I like you. Romantically. I HAVE HOMOSEXUAL FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU
Comments:
Leon: Awww bestie!
Raihan: Goddammit
Arceus: Give it a minute
Leon: I love you too!
Raihan: Like a best friend, right?
Leon: No
Leon: In a gay way
Raihan: ...Huh
Leon: I'm gay
Leon: For you
Leon: Please make out with me
Raihan: !!!
Piers: It's happening
Hop: It's happening!
Sonia: EVERYONE STAY CALM
Nessa: STAY F**KING CALM
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~Leon and Raihan are now in a relationship~
~Sonia, Nessa, and twelve others have liked this status
Comments:
Piers: THE GAYS WON
Raihan: I'm bi
Piers: THE GAY AND THE BISEXUAL WON
~Leon, Raihan, and two others have liked this comment
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