If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter June

Silver has tagged Gladion and Hilda in his status- Who let you two into Pride? You need a gay to get in

Comments:

Gladion: First of all

Gladion: Nice to see you too

Gladion: Second

Gladion: No you don't

Hilda: Third

Hilda: Oh we brought one

Gladion: You're not gonna like who we brought tho

Silver: Wdym

N: :)

Silver: N isn't gay nice try

N: I'm pan :)

Silver: ...

Hilda: :D

Gladion: :D

Silver: ...Goddamit

Gladion: >:)

Gladion: Embarrass Silver in public time

Silver: ...

Silver: I'm going back in the closet

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Lyra has updated her status- Wait I wanna come embarrass Silver in public :(

Comments:

Silver: BABE

Gladion: Come join us! We've already painted his face pink purple and blue :)

Silver: I HATE IT HEEEREEEEE

Hilda: He likes it :)

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May has tagged Gloria in her status- I think Steven likes boys

Comments:

Gloria: What makes you think that

May: I saw him kissing Wallace

Gloria: Yeah that'll do it

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Blue has updated his status- Remembering the time I came out to my family and they said, "Were we not supposed to know?"

Comments:

Professor Oak: The closet was glass, Blue

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Leon has updated his status- Raihan!

Comments:

Raihan: Wha

Leon: Give me back my sweatpants or else! :)

Raihan: Give me back my hoodie :)

Leon: No :)

Raihan: Then no :)

Leon: ...

Raihan: ...

Leon: Fight me rn

Raihan: Bet

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Nessa has updated her status- Hey I'm lesbian

Comments:

Leon: I thought you were Galarian

Sonia: Nice

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Hop has tagged Bede in his status- Baby have you seen my sweater?

Comments:

Bede: It's in the dryer

Hop: ...Huh

Bede: The

Bede: Dryer

Hop: No I understand that but why

Bede: Because I washed it?

Hop: Why?

Bede: ...Ew???

Hop: Next you'll be telling me that I need to wash my sheets

Bede: ...YOU'RE DISGUSTING???

Hop: Babe! >:O

Bede: YOU ARE THE GROSSEST GAY MAN I HAVE EVER MET

Raihan: Oh you haven't lived with Leon

Leon: I am not gross!

Leon: You're supposed to wash sheets like...once every two months, right?

Bede: Oh ew

Raihan: Yeah...

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N has updated his status- I had a very nice time at Pride

Comments:

Silver: I'm glad someone did

N: I do not understand how you didn't like getting your face painted! I enjoyed it thoroughly!

Silver: You're so annoying omg

N: Good :)

Lyra: Oh Silvey I know you had a nice time!

Silver: And how did you know that?

Lyra: You didn't fight with N at all today! Well not until just now

Hilda: HA you liked being embarrassed in public by us

Gladion: HA you love us

Hilda: Simp

Silver: ...

Silver: I do love you guys

Hilda: !!!

Gladion: !!!

Silver: NEVERMIND I REGRET SAYING IT

Gladion: I LOVE YOU TOOOOOO

Hilda: I LOVE YOU TOO SILVER

Silver: I HATE YOU