If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter This Chapter is Holy

Sylveon has updated her status- I am WIFEY material. How am I not married yet?

Comments:

Arceus: You got a bf tho...

Sylveon: But do I have a husband?

Arceus: Well...no but-

Sylveon: I rest my case!

Arceus: ...

Arceus: I would love to be your husband...

Nobody: Ew

Anybody: Ew

Somebody: Shut up you two jeez

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Nobody has tagged Sylveon in his status- Yo mom I bet if you asked, dad would marry you on the spot

Comments:

Sylveon: That's not true

Nobody: Wanna bet?

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Sylveon has tagged Arceus in her status- Hey wanna get married

Comments:

Arceus: YES

Arceus: YES I DO

Arceus: LET'S DO IT

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Oh wow okay yeah

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Everybody tagged Sylveon in her status- Mommy, when are you gonna not be pregnant anymore

Comments:

Sylveon: Whenever I feel like it

Arceus: Which is now?

Sylveon: Yeah which is now

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Abel has updated his status- Hello everyone...I am Abel

Comments:

Nobody: You ran out of "body" names, huh?

Sylveon: Yes

Everybody: Hi!!! New brother!!!

Abel: Um...hi

Anybody: Ya know...Abel was murdered by his brother

Abel: ...In the Bible tho right? Not this book?

Anybody: ...Sure

Abel: ...

Abel: Mommy I'm scared

Arceus: There will be no murdering on my watch

Hilda: Aw man!

Silver: Come on!

Gladion: This is so unfair!

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Somebody has tagged Sylveon in his status- When did you become religious?

Comments:

Sylveon: Oh I'm not

Sylveon: I've been watching too much Lucifer

Sylveon: Arceus is lucky I didn't name the kid Lucifer

Arceus: I'm lucky you didn't name the kid another ridiculous "body" name

Nobody: Hey!

Anybody: Rude

Somebody: Fair

Everybody: Daddy why

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in his status- Let's have more kids and name them "Whoever" "Whenever" and "Whatever"

Comments:

Sylveon: Do you want more kids or do you wanna do the thing that makes them?

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Yes

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Abel has tagged Everybody in his status- So how do I do the things you do?

Comments:

Everybody: What? You mean my powers?

Abel: Yeah!

Everybody: Oh! Well we all have different ones!

Everybody: I can flip personalities!

Everybody: Sister Anybody can turn you human, and make you feel bad about yourself while she does it!

Anybody: This is true

Everybody: Nobody tends to just fix things when they get out of hand

Nobody: Mother and Father don't know when to quit

Everybody: Somebody can do most things Mommy and Daddy can- but he mostly is just in charge of memes

Somebody: Don't let your memes be dreams, kid

Somebody: Unless they're illegal

Somebody: Then don't even think about them

Abel: Oh...

Sylveon: That was your godly crash course

Arceus: Good luck

Sylveon: It's gonna get weird

(A/N. This was short and dumb but I am pleased to announce the newest god: Abel

Yes Abel is a character in the Bible

No I didn't read it

Yes I got it from the show Lucifer

It's a good show

Yes Abel was a piece of sh*t in the show it happens

I like the name tho

And naming him Jesus was FAR too on the nose

Also it might start some fights

So here

Abel

He cute

So uh

K thx bai!)