If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Hey I'm alive

Sylveon has updated her status- I forgot how amazing it is to be single! I don't have to answer to any man! I don't have to fake it anymore!

Comments:

Arceus: YOU DID NOT FAKE IT

Sylveon: Yes I did

Arceus: WOW

Arceus: W O W

Arceus: YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED THANKS-A-LOTS

Sylveon: YEAH WELL I'M FAKE LIKE THAT

Nobody: Oh thank God, she was lying about cookies

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Moon has updated her status- GUYS GLADION IS IN A TANK TOP THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Comments:

Sun: OMG

Silver: He's so scrawny I'm surprised it doesn't just fall right off him

Hilda: Showing off your weirdly thin arms I see, Gladion

Gladion: You guys are tHE WORST

Moon: I think he's HOT

Silver: Ew

Gladion: Thanks

Lyra: Omg! I wish my boyfriend would wear tank tops!

Silver: Babe you know how I feel about shirts without sleeves

Hilda: You're a weird guy, Silvs

Silver: Imma come to Unova and beat your a$$

Gladion: Good luck with that- you can hardly raise a fist underneath all those layers

Sun: You guys are really mean to each other

Hilda: We're the Murder Squad. What about that name gave you any indication we were nice?

Sun: Huh

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Moon has tagged Gloria and Victor in her status- So you're the new kids from Galar huh? Tell us about yourselves!

Comments:

Victor: ...

Gloria: Um...

Victor: So uh...I was born at a very young age...

Gloria: Me too

Moon: ...

Sun: ...Cool

Sun: ...Cool...

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Rosa has updated her status- Describe your friend group in four words

Comments:

Hilda: The boys are idiots

Silver: Hilda is a bitch

Gladion: I hate my friends

Hugh: Who is pregnant now

N: Rosa's my only friend

Hilda: Ouch

Hilbert: Ouch

Bianca: Ouch

Lyra: Ouch

Moon: Ouch

Hugh: Ouch

Rosa: HA

Cheren: Good

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Arceus has updated their status- Since I'm bitter and single- people in relationships- what's the hottest thing about your significant other? (Wholesome answers only DAWN AND PAUL)

Comments:

Dawn: Wow rude

Paul: We do more than sin ya know

Arceus: Oh yeah? Like what?

Dawn: ...

Paul: ...

Dawn: ...Play Uno...

Arceus: ...Riiiiight

Arceus: Anyways...

Lyra: Oh! When Silver puts his hair in a ponytail!

Gold: What a blessing

Hilda: When N lets me brush his hair. I could just cry thinking about it

N: I hate getting my hair brushed but I do love my Hilda

N: I like when Hilda comes home from work and gives me a hug right when she sees me

Arceus: Adorable. Power couple of the century

Silver: I like when Lyra beats me in battles

Lyra: Wait you like it?

Silver: When you get really into a battle you're so hot

Gladion: Ew

Silver: Got something to say?

Gladion: Yeah

Gladion: Ew

Hilda: What about you Flower Boy? What do you like about Moon?

Gladion: Everything

Silver: Boo

Moon: He likes it when I call him "Master Gladion"

Gladion: B A B E

Silver: Pft

Lyra: Not like you're any better Da-

Silver: DON'T

Hilda: Oh my god

Sylveon: I don't know if I like where this is going

Arceus: Me neither

Sylveon: I'll just...stop writing it

Arceus: Please do

(A/N. Idk guys I'm losing my mind

No one reads my content anymore anyway so it doesn't matter

So uh

K thx bai!)