Chapter Someone stop me

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Gladion has updated his status- I had to take away Moon's switch today

Comments:

Moon: YOU'RE MEAN

Gladion: It's for your own good

Moon: NO I NEED MY SNAC

Gladion: ...

Gladion: I'm your snac

Moon: NOT RIGHT NOW

Hilda: Flower Boy is jealous

Gladion: NO

Silver: Yes*

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Hilda has updated her status- N you need to not block the door I'm going on a mission

Comments:

N: Haha

N: No you are not

N: Not with him

Hilda: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STILL SALTY? SILVER AND I ARE NOT A THING

Silver: Ew definitely not

Hilda: What do you mean "Ew"?

Silver: What

Hilda: Am I not good enough for you?

Silver: No

Hilda: I could've had you if I wanted you

Silver: Right I'd like to see you try

Hilda: IS THAT A CHALLENGE

Gladion: OH MY GOD YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE

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May has tagged Steven in her status- Hey...Heeeeeeyyyyy

Comments:

Steven: ...

Steven: What

May: Your face

May: It's nice

May: Like a diamond

Steven: 18, May

May: DANGIT

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Hilda has updated her status- Aaaand I'm sleeping on the couch again

Comments:

Gladion: You say that like that's an issue for you

Hilda: IT IS I WANNA SNUGGLE WITH MY N

N: You lost your snuggle privileges

Hilda: Nooo

N: Yes

N: Go sleep on the couch

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Hilda has tagged Silver in her status- This is your fault

Comments:

Silver: Talking to me is only going to make it worse, Princess

Hilda: ...

Silver: ...

Hilda: Why did you call me-

Silver: I don't know

Silver: You just sounded uptight

Silver: So

Silver: Yeah

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Arceus has updated its status- I'm so conflicted

Comments:

Sylveon: Good

Nobody: N is being very possessive

Sylveon: Is he?

Sylveon: Huh

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Hilbert has tagged Lyra in his status- You're not worried about all this?

Comments:

Lyra: Nope

Lyra: He'll be back

Lyra: He always comes back




(A/N. Idk

I got bored

So uh

K thx bai!)

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