Raihan has updated his status- Piers just went home with a guy who bought him mozzarella sticks
Comments:
Piers: Yes I did
Piers: I'm easy and I don't care
Raihan: ...
Raihan: This was supposed to be an intervention but okay
Gloria: Lemme just write that sh*t down...
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Moon has tagged Sun in her status- So?
Comments:
Sun: So
Moon: So
Sun: So
Moon: So
Sun: So
Moon: How was your date with Kiawe
Sun: Kiawe's a f**king bottom
Kiawe: H E Y
Moon: Wasn't it your first date...?
Sun: Ya
Piers: I see nothing wrong here
Sun: Thanks nephew
Gloria: *writing* Got his hoe ways from his uncle...
Piers: Please phrase that differently
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Hilda has updated her status- I would kill for some Thin Mints rn
Comments:
Gladion: Maybe you can metaphorically make a deal with the devil
Gladion: And by "devil" I mean Sylveon
Gladion: And by "metaphorically" I mean get your coat
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Sylveon has tagged Hilda in her status- Girl Scout Cookies aren't really my department
Comments:
Hilda: Please don't make me talk to your husband
Sylveon: I don't really wanna talk to him either, so okay I'll help you
Arceus: Wait a minute what
Sylveon: Hilda did you read something?
Hilda: No I didn't
Arceus: :(
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Arceus has updated his status- Why doesn't she love me
Comments:
Anybody: You're clingy, annoying, and you're the biggest simp in the world?
Arceus: Rude
Nobody: True*
Arceus: Rude x2
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Hop has updated his status- My bf is so cute
Comments:
Leon: No way! Mine too!
Hop: :0
Hop: My bf is so pretty tho
Leon: My bf is so hot
Hop: WELL MY BF HAS REALLY SOFT HAIR
Leon: MY BF HAS ABS
Hop: Fair enough
Bede: Damn fight for my honor why don't you
Hop: I tried babe but Raihan does indeed have abs
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Nobody has tagged Sylveon in his status- What was this chapter even about?
Comments:
Sylveon: She's sad
Nobody: SHE'S ALWAYS SAD
Author: H E Y
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