Chapter All Things Pokémon!

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Hilda's Serperior has updated his status- Since when can we use Facebook?

Comments:

Sylveon: Since right now

Hilda's Haxorus: AWESOME

Hilda's Serperior: ...Great...

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Red's Pikachu has updated his status- Partner squad where you at???

Comments:

Lyra's Typhlosion: I'm here and ready to fight

Lyra's Typhlosion: Square up Pikachu

Red's Pikachu: I already did and you lost so...

Lyra's Typhlosion: F**K

Gold's Meganium: Dumba$$

Silver's Feraligatr: FRIENDS YAY!

Lyra's Typhlosion: SQUARE UP MEGANIUM

May's Sceptile: Be quiet some of us are trying to not care about anything

Brendan's Blaziken: You mean like other than ourselves?

Hilda's Serperior: Why is everyone here highly incompetent?

Rosa's Serperior: What does that mean?

Hilda's Serperior: OhLordShe'sHereHideMe

Arceus: No

Red's Pikachu: She?

May's Sceptile: That's highly unlikely

Brendan's Blaziken: So is you being weak but yet...

May's Sceptile: Clearly you've got beef but I'm a grass type and I ain't f**king scared of you

Rosa's Serperior: I don't get it!

Hugh's Emboar: You wouldn't...

May's Sceptile: Oh he really has beef

Nate's Samurott: Be nice you pancake

Calem's Greninja: Did I hear something about food?

Serena's Delphox: Of f**king course you'd respond to food

Moon's Primarina: Can't we just all get along?

Sun's Incineroar: F**k that

Hau's Decidueye: We're out for blood sis

Gladion's Silvally: Does anyone have anything shiny? I like shiny

N's Zoroark: Who are you all again?

Rosa's Serperior: Zoroark you silly! It's me! Rosa's Serperior!

N's Zoroark: Who

Hilda's Serperior: Rosa's annoying partner

N's Zoroark: Right!

Rosa's Serperior: Rude

Hugh's Emboar: Accurate*

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Pikachu has tagged Piplup in his status- Bro I miss you so much

Comments:

Piplup: Bro I miss you too

Pikachu: Bro

Piplup: Bro

Axew: This is the gayest thing I've ever seen

Pikachu: You're not wrong

Piplup: He got us there

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Silver's Feraligatr has tagged Lyra's Typhlosion and Gold's Meganium in his status- Friends! I love you so much!

Comments:

Gold's Meganium: I hate you

Silver's Feraligatr: You're so funny!

Lyra's Typhlosion: How you and Silver work so flawlessly together is beyond me...

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N's Reshiram has tagged Hilda's Zekrom in it's status- My hero is better than yours

Comments:

Hilda's Zekrom: No tf he ain't

N's Reshiram: Well I am the Pokémon of truth so...

Hilda's Zekrom: My hero kicked your hero's a**

Rosa's Kyurem: Both of your heroes are emotionally traumatized from the intensity of their journies

Hilda's Zekrom: ...

N's Reshiram: ...

Rosa's Kyurem: Was that too much of a truth for you?




(A/N. Whelp here I am shoving my headcanons down your throats. Anyways I don't why I wrote this. So uh

K thx bai!)

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