If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Update? Never heard of her

Sylveon has updated her status- Should've kept this book dead while it was my idea

Comments:

Arceus: It was your idea to bring it back

Sylveon: Shut the f**k up you llama

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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Comments:

Gladion: What

Moon: Cause you a snac

Gladion: Why are you like this

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Gary has updated his status- "I love you"? HA. Intellectuals like me only say, "You cause a massive release of dopamine in my brain."

Comments:

Misty: You'll never even get the chance to say that
~Ash, Brock, and 5 others have liked this comment

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Rosa has updated her status- Like Icarus, I flew too close to the sun

Comments:

Hugh: You singed your eyebrows off using the deep fryer

Hugh: Again

Rosa: DON'T EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS

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Serena has updated her status- Did you know you can die from lack of attention?

Comments:

Clemont: Fine I'll text you back

Serena: Yessssss

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Hilda I found this group of baby Pokémon in the woods all alone can I bring them home?

Comments:

Hilda: No

N: ...

N: Well do I have a story for you

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Blue has tagged Red in his status- GET OFF THE MOUNTAIN

Comments:

Red: No

Blue: God dammit

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Ash has updated his status- Everything's fine I just need to get hit by a car

Comments:

Gary: Same

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May has updated her status- The person who tolerates you when you're hungry is your soulmate

Comments:

Drew: You want some food?

May: Yeah

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Iris has updated her status- F**k Trip

Comments:

Dawn: Aren't you already doing that

Iris: NoT whAt I MeaNt

May: What did he do?

Iris: I don't know

Iris: I just feel like he did something

(A/N. Hi

So uh

What's up

...

So uh

K thx bai!)