Chapter Oops how did my headcanons get here?

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(A/N. Oops I can't write. I hate this chapter with everything in me but it's fine)

Blue has updated his status- So like how come everyone's dad seems to be missing?

Comments:

Red: ...*shrugs*

Lyra: Oh my dad is in prison

Silver: I wish my dad was in prison

Gold: Why is your dad in prison?

Lyra: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Gold: ...

Gold: Help I'm scared

Hilda: My dad is dead

Blue: Oof

Blue: Sorry

Hilda: Why

Hilda: It's not like you killed him

Blue: True

Gladion: Ay my dad is dead too!

Moon: Right..."dead"...

Mohn: I am dead

Gladion: ...

Gladion: Dad?

Mohn: You have a weird way of spelling "dead" kiddo

Rosa: Eh my dad just got my mom knocked up and ran

Hilda: Yikes

Rosa: Nah it's fine

Rosa: I get birthday and post cards and stuff so meh

Moon: My dad divorced my mom

Hau: Is that why you moved to Alola

Moon: F**king duh

Hau: Jeez

Lillie: What about you Sun

Sun: Um

Sun: Moon and I share parents

Hau: WHAT

Lillie: WHAT

Gladion: WHAT

Moon: You didn't know that?

Sun: Jeez guys I thought we were friends

Moon: Guess not smh

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May has updated her status- It all became so lovely

Comments:

Misty: Those blue skies above me

Serena: Those funny feelings I had never felt before I met you

Iris: I THOUGHT I'D STAY AWHILE

Dawn: I tried to learn to smile

May: So many colors I had never even known

Misty: Maybe I'll find myself sitting on that distant shore

Dawn: Maybe I'm not alone

Iris: (Sing with more enthusiasm or you're dead)

Iris: THEN I SEE THE COLORS FADING

Serena: Gentleness OF LIGHT ESCAPING

Serena: (Is that good enough)

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