If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Everybody

Nobody has tagged Arceus and Sylveon in his status- Did Dr. Oak make you sin?

Comments:

Arceus: NO

Arceus: We had to make a child without any of the fun stuff!

Sylveon: Thank god

Arceus: You act like I'm horrible

Sylveon: You are

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Hilda has updated her status- Okay which one of you f**kers told N about 13 Reasons Why

Comments:

Hilbert: Nope- he and I only watch Disney movies together

Bianca: Couldn't you just ask N?

Hilda: He's crying

Cheren: He's always crying

Hilda: BUT HE IS ACTUALLY HEARTBROKEN WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT

Rosa: Nope

Hugh: No

Gladion: Nah

Silver: It was Lyra

Lyra: SNITCH

Hilda: WHY

Lyra: HE ASKED ME WHAT I WAS WATCHING AND I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T THINK HE'D WATCH IT

Hilda: You

Hilda: Are

Hilda: Dead

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- DO NOT KILL LYRA

Comments:

Hilda: No I'm doing it

Silver: Like hell you will

Hilda: I will

Silver: No

Lyra: Yeah! It's not even like season two is that bad!

Hilda: Season two is worse!

Lyra: I disagree

N: ...

N: There is a season two?

Hilda: No

Lyra: Come on Hilda! You can't keep N in the dark forever. He's a grown man

Hilda: NO HE'S NOT HE'S A PRECIOUS CHILD

N: I am 21

Hilda: Babe shhh

N: ...

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Everybody has updated her status- Dad is teaching me how to personality swap!

Comments:

Sylveon: Excellent

Nobody: Oh god

Arceus: What do you want

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Nate has updated his status- I love both guys and girls, but I'm still single!

Comments:

Rosa: Guess you're just meant to be bi yourself
~Hugh, Bianca, and three others have liked this comment

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Hilda has tagged Lyra in her status- Do you know how many times I had to watch Pyroar King two to get N to stop crying?

Comments:

Lyra: Hmm...Seven

Hilda: ...Yes...How tf did you guess that

Lyra: Because I'm amazing

Hilda: Debatable

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Serena has tagged Clemont in her status- Wanna play a fun game?

Comments:

Clemont: What is it?

Serena: Texting back

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Ash has tagged Officer Jenny in his status- What classifies something as an illegal meme?

Comments:

Officer Jenny: Spongebob, Gru, and Kermit memes are examples of illegal memes

Ash: ...

Ash: Oh

Ash: ...

Ash: Brb

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Gary has tagged Officer Jenny in his status- Well what are legal memes?

Comments:

Officer Jenny: Vines

Gary: ...Hm but what if the particular vine in question is a Kermit vine

Officer Jenny: Illegal

Gary: ...

Gary: I'll be right back

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Dawn has updated her status- I wanna hold you when I'm not supposed to

Comments:

Serena: When I'm lying close to someone else

May: You're stuck in my head and I can't get you out of it

Iris: IF I COULD DO IT ALL AGAIN

Misty: I know I'd go back to you

Dawn: I know I'd go back to you

Iris: I KNOW I'D GO BACK TO YOU

Iris: Y'all need to sing with more enthusiasm smh

Serena: And you need to not be a yandere but here we are

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Everybody has updated her status- Mommy taught me how to crush ships!!!

Comments:

Sylveon: Heh heh

Arceus: You hoe how dare you teach our daughter that

Sylveon: Crushing will commence momentarily

Sylveon: Get ready

(A/N. If you couldn't tell I finished watching season 2 of 13 Reasons Why and I love it and I cried and ugh it's an emotional rollercoaster

So uh

K thx bai!)

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