If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter I need to relax

Silver has updated his status- GLADION COME SUPPORT ME

Comments:

Gladion: But I've got stuff to do

Silver: Like what, hoe?

Gladion: Like...polishing my knives

Hilda: Ooo that's incredibly important

Silver: You're right my bad dude

Silver: I'll just...

Silver: Cry then

Gladion: ...

Gladion: Dammit

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Sylveon has updated her status- ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUU

Comments:

Arceus: You didn't tag me? </3

Sylveon: Nope

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Gladion has updated his status- Everyone remember when Hilda and N broke up?

Comments:

Meowth: In tje fordt bppk?

Sylveon: Yes

Gladion: Well as it turns out

Gladion: Silver is more annoying after a breakup

Silver: THAT IS NOT TRUE

Gladion: Pigtails

N: Why say that?

Hilda: You'll see

Silver: *Sniffles*

Gladion: He's crying now

Silver: I'M NOT

Sylveon: Yes you are

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Dawn has updated her status- Mama, just killed a man

Comments:

Iris: *Gasp*

Iris: PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD, PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HE'S DEAD

May: Mama, life had just begun

Serena: But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Dawn: Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry

Misty: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Iris: CARRY ON, CARRY ON, AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS

Iris: Y'all this is Queen! Sing better!

Iris: FREDDIE WOULD BE ASHAMED

Trip: She's right ya know

Dawn: ...

Dawn: Shut up, you're biased

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Arceus has updated his status- Will my wife ever return from the trash?

Comments:

Sylveon: No

Sylveon: No she will not

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Dawn has updated her status- Paul likes to make fun of me for bringing a big bag places but then asks if he can put something in my bag. No you cannot

Comments:

Paul: Rude

Dawn: Like you're the nice one?

Paul: True

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Gladion has tagged Hilda in his status- Sorry, I can't hang out today

Comments:

Hilda: ...

Hilda: You're in my house

Gladion: ...

Gladion: Dammit

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- Babe are you okay?

Comments:

Sylveon: I'M FINE

Arceus: ...Are you sure?

Sylveon: What's that supposed to mean?

Arceus: You came home crying with a half eaten sleeve of Ritz crackers

Sylveon: I'm

Sylveon: Fine

Sylveon: *sniffles*

Nobody: Hurry let's buy her Panera and see if she cries

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Ash has tagged Dawn in his status- PAUL HIT ME

Comments:

Dawn: Ash I'm sure that's not true

Paul: No it's true

Dawn: ...Really?

Paul: Yeah

Ash: What do you see in this dude anyway? He's trash! And not the good kind of trash!

Ash: And he's like a 6 at BEST

Paul: HEY

Dawn: Well Ash, once you like someone, everything about them becomes beautiful

Dawn: So quit insulting my man or I'll have to let him hit you again

Ash: ...FINE

Paul: Say some sh*t again I wanna punch you

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Lillie has tagged Sun in her status- Hey wanna hang out?

Comments:

Sun: Sure?

Sun: What about Hau?

Lillie: He and Moon are watching Lilo and Stitch again

Sun: She told me she was going out with Gladion?

Lillie: What?

Gladion: She's not with me...I'm in Unova

Sun: ...

Lillie: ...

Gladion: ...

Sun: Well this is interesting

Sylveon: Indeed

(A/N. Hi I'm in a bad mood but ily so here

K thx bai!)