If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Sorry I'm crying

Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- Um...why are you crying?

Comments:

Sylveon: I LOVE MY SPACE ROCK MOMS

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Okay...

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Moon has updated her status- Happy Fourth of July!

Comments:

Gladion: Happy loud fireworks that scare all the Pokémon day

Moon: Hush enjoy your independence

N: Fourth of July?

Lyra: Idk it's something Alolans celebrate

N: Huh

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Sylveon has updated her status- Get it? It's clever because Alola is based off of Hawaii and Hawaii is a state in the US

Comments:

Arceus: Ya know it's less funny if you explain it

Sylveon: Hmm...maybe you should explain your face then? So that it's less funny looking

Arceus: I hate you

Sylveon: No you don't

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Dawn has updated her status- Hello I just want everyone to know how much I love Paul okay thank you for your time

Comments:

Paul: I love you

Paul: So much

Iris: Couple goals

May: Sinner goals*

Dawn: M A Y

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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- Excuse you where are my clothes?

Comments:

Lyra: Where was Gladion on your murder mission?

Silver: ...

Silver: Damn okay

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Hilda has tagged Gladion and Silver in her status- Pack your bags boys, we're going to Hoenn!

Comments:

Silver: Ugh

Hilda: Pack your sunscreen

Silver: Okay Mom

Hilda: Shut up

Gladion: Are you gonna bring the Goldfish?

Hilda: Omg of course. Maybe I'll even bring some trail mix. Mix things up

Gladion: Who needs Lusamine when you could have Hilda

Lusamine: H E Y

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- I love you

Comments:

Sylveon: Lol ew why

Arceus: What

Sylveon: Why

Sylveon: Why would you do that

Nobody: Wow you're making this depressing

Sylveon: GOOD I HATE MYSELF

Nobody: Stop being edgy and CRUSH THE GAYS

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: FINE

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Brendan has tagged Hilbert in his status- WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HANGING OUT WITH N AND NOT ME

Comments:

Hilbert: BECAUSE SOMEBODY REFUSES TO WATCH DISNEY WITH ME

Brendan: DISNEY IS FOR CHILDREN

Hilbert: *GASP*

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~Hilbert and Brendan are no longer in a relationship~

Comments:

Nobody: Huh...

Nobody: Not the gays I was expecting

Sylveon: I'm full of surprises aren't I?

Nobody: I don't know if that's a good thing

Sylveon: Shush

(A/N. Happy Fourth of July my American friends! Well it's still the fourth for me. Also it's my parents wedding anniversary

I always found that interesting. My dad is from France and my mom is from America, so I always thought it was cool that they got married on the fourth idk it's like congrats here's your green card

Idk if that made sense

I'm tired and I have a headache but I wrote this chapter anyway

So uh

K thx bai)