If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter We've got lines

Gary has tagged Ash in his status- What do you do when you're sad?

Comments:

Ash: Post memes

Gary: You're always posting memes?

Ash: ...

Ash: Yup

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Paul has updated his status- If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard

Comments:

Dawn: Or just don't hit them at all

Paul: But where's the fun in that?

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Rosa has tagged Hugh in her status- Your clothes are making me uncomfortable

Comments:

Hugh: What

Rosa: Please take them off

Hugh: ...

Rosa: ...

Hugh: Your tail is small

Rosa: I stg

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Hau has tagged Lillie in his status- Do you know of any good bakeries? Cause I'd love to have a cutie pie like you

Comments:

Lillie: ...

Gladion: *Glares*

Lillie: I'm unimpressed

Hau: Dangit

Moon: Try again

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Do you like sleeping? Me too. We should do it together sometime

Comments:

Paul: Yeah okay

Dawn: YAY I'LL GET THE PILLOWS

Paul: ...

Paul: Dammit

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Sun has tagged Lillie in his status- Is that the sun coming up, or is it just you lighting up my world?

Comments:

Gladion: I will cut you

Lillie: Eh

Lillie: 6/10

Sun: Yesssss

Hau: Nooooo

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- How are you?

Comments:

Silver: Um

Silver: Fine

Lyra: Fine?

Silver: Yeah?

Lyra: Babe I asked how you were not how you looked

Silver: ...

Silver: You disappoint me

Lyra: You disappoint your father

Silver: B A B E

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- Hey nice shirt

Comments:

Sylveon: I don't wear clothes

Arceus: Mind if I take it off of you?

Sylveon: Yeah actually I do mind

Arceus: Damn

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- I like your butt and your fluffy hair

Comments:

N: Is that a compliment?

Hilda: Yes

N: Oh

N: Thank you

N: Oh wait!

N: I got one!

Hilda: Oh say it then

N: Be my queen

Hilda: ...

Hilda: What

N: Marry me

Hilda: W h a t

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Hau has tagged Lillie in his status- If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple

Comments:

Lillie: Getting better

Hau: Yes! Does this mean I get to see you s'more?

Lillie: Yeah sure

Gladion: Um no

Hau: I donut like you

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~Hilda and N are now engaged~

Comments:

Hilbert: They grow up so fast

Hilda: You're not invited to the wedding

Hilbert: WHY NOT

Hilda: Because I wasn't invited to yours

Hilbert: That's fair

(A/N. Wow I updated???

Wow

Wow wow

Wow wow wow

I'm so tired guys

I saw Infinity War yesterday

It was good

So um

Y'all seen those "Infinity war spoilers but I give you no context" memes?

No?

Well I'm gonna show you mine:

Infinity war spoilers but I give you no context

It's not even a spoiler relevant to the story

Lol

So uh

K thx bai!)